“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana” – Groucho Marx – possibly

It’s all too true that time flies when you’re having fun. I never thought I’d be saying that about the first two weeks of fatherhood, but it seems that we’ve been pretty lucky so far; of course it helps if you don’t have boobs and you’re deaf in one ear. It’s been great only doing the things that Hazel has demanded of us, but tomorrow sees my return to the big wide working world.

Better go iron a shirt, make my lunch and cross fingers for an uneventful night…